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deidre823
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 82
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About deidre823 : I'm married, I have a kiddo, I work, & I'm in college :)

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Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was "cookies." FML

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