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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About degrassilover21 : I love my family and friends and my best friend is on here but sadly can't find her. Anyway I live in Georgia, have been all my life. Well bye :D

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Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML

#16040668
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I agree, your life sucks (9786) - you deserved it (80908)

On 05/04/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Cuppycake (woman) - Canada

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40068) - you deserved it (3388)

On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Lo -

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML

#14
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:24am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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