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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 506
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About degrassilover21 : I love my family and friends and my best friend is on here but sadly can't find her. Anyway I live in Georgia, have been all my life. Well bye :D

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Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

#17090156
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35618) - you deserved it (8569)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:47am - love - by Ignored - United States (Texas)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

#17074244
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30486) - you deserved it (9814)

On 07/12/2011 at 12:20am - love - by me - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39641) - you deserved it (7156)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37847) - you deserved it (4165)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML

#16722339
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27975) - you deserved it (14296)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:45am - misc - by sucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

#16715265
82 comments

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On 06/17/2011 at 5:24pm - misc - by Hannah - Ireland (Sligo)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I was driving her to a surprise party where I was going to propose. FML

#16426904
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66145) - you deserved it (3821)

On 05/30/2011 at 10:58pm - love - by efff my life. - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally convinced my girlfriend to let me give her a foot massage after she had a long day at work. Halfway through, she fell asleep. Wanting to see how ticklish she actually was, I started to tickle her feet. She then kicked me straight in the nuts whilst sleeping. FML

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

#16411283
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21145) - you deserved it (47424)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:29am - love - by kingpin9219 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35280) - you deserved it (21431)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

#16099797
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35233) - you deserved it (7416)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

Today, I confided to my dad that since the recent breakup with my boyfriend of 3 months, I feel down all the time and life doesn't feel worth living anymore. His loving advice was for me to "grow the fuck up and get your sentimental head out of la-la land." FML

#16092460
524 comments

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On 05/08/2011 at 3:21pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML

#16086182
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40245) - you deserved it (5123)

On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML

#16055177
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36298) - you deserved it (7198)

On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

#16043135
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37501) - you deserved it (3254)

On 05/04/2011 at 10:50am - love - by ohmylantis (woman) - United States (Ohio)



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