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About deesoccer : I'm 17, going to be a senior in high school. I play the flute, alto saxophone, drums, piano, and piccolo. I want to go into nutrition when i get older. Message me, i don't care.

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47949) - you deserved it (7208)

On 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm - misc - by parental failure (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35430) - you deserved it (3819)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)



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