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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 372
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About deesoccer : I'm 17, going to be a senior in high school. I play the flute, alto saxophone, drums, piano, and piccolo. I want to go into nutrition when i get older. Message me, i don't care.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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deesoccer's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

by parental failure / 03/03/2013 at 12:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

by poorkids / 10/31/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Washington) / Kids