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deejoy
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 542
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 5 posted

About deejoy : Hey there, I go on FML more than a healthy-minded individual should.

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deejoy's page activity

Visits<b>TripleDallas123</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 12:49am<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 4:58am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 7:12pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 10:27pm<b>bps315</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:07pm<b>Kamorka</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 7:12pm<b>Martine624</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 1:38pm<b>MissDarkness</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 3:41am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:15pm<b>Reggie177</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 9:05am<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:13am<b>ksbrdkntr</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 12:21am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:11pm<b>zjay</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:06pm<b>Matheo</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 6:58pm<b>AHack</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 2:06pm<b>Wondermage</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:07pm<b>RA91</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:37pm

Fucked!<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 10:58am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 4:15am<b>zjay</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:06am<b>The_Avatar</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 10:25pm<b>Llama_Face89</b> - the 01/02/2015 at 5:30pm<b>MNBOY16</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 1:17pm

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deejoy's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managed to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up and crawled under the stall, at which point someone walked in and was very surprised to see me on the floor. FML

by downinthedumps / 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamed "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at me. I just wanted to shave. FML

by :/ / 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to put up with a student who stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

by madden2014 / 09/19/2013 at 6:23pm / United States (California) / Work

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

by fartz / 08/31/2013 at 2:04am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

by fetch boy.. / 08/05/2013 at 1:28am / United States (New York) / Animals

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

by Jen / 02/11/2011 at 4:02am / Animals