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Today, I went to take a piss in a public bathroom. Somehow, I managd to completely jam the lock. After minutes of trying to get myself out, I gave up an crawld under the stall, athich point someone walkd in an was very surprisd to see me on the floor. FML


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On 01/12/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by downinthedumps - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up and went to the bathroom, only to find my dad sitting on the toilet, blind drunk. He screamd "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" at looool me. I just wantd to shave. mega FML


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On 11/05/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by :/ (man) - United States (Michigan)

Taday I had to put up with a studentho stubbornly insisted that King Solomon was, in fact, a Pokémon. FML

Today... while I was sleeping... apparently I rolled over towards mah fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML


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On 08/31/2013 at 2:04am - misc - by fartz (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son askd a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbd her with a fork. FML


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On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Taday my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML


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On 08/05/2013 at 1:28am - animals - by fetch boy.. - United States (New York)

Today, I opened ma car door on reacing destination and ma dog escaped. I never found im. My destination was te vet's office to get im micro-cipped. real FML


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