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  • Number of visits : 586
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About deefan101 : My name is Rianna. Message me if you want to know more! :)

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deefan101's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

#16441244
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32199) - you deserved it (7956)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

#15317811
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (11841)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46682) - you deserved it (9260)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the midwest blizzard hit my town, burying the roads in snow. All the local stores are closed. I'm not only currently on my period, but I'm out of pads and toilet paper. FML

#14827819
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41921) - you deserved it (9503)

On 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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