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Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

#20644821
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64668) - you deserved it (5956)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML

#17884513
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32883) - you deserved it (9229)

On 10/02/2011 at 3:27am - kids - by TraumatizedMother (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37350) - you deserved it (3281)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML

#17525385
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27874) - you deserved it (2450)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:44am - misc - by anonymous22kittylicklick (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42686) - you deserved it (3703)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML

#16801509
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30439) - you deserved it (2570)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm - money - by knevs - United States (Illinois)

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

#16659246
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13970) - you deserved it (35799)

On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32345) - you deserved it (4129)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

#16591956
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31364) - you deserved it (12111)

On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I started my new job at a restaurant. I am going to be the mascot that stands by the road to wave down customers in a heavy polyester animal suit. The high today is 102. I work 12-4. FML

#16575408
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33488) - you deserved it (5821)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:50am - work - by aeghw1s - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML

#16516164
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16622) - you deserved it (41438)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML

#16494046
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44100) - you deserved it (3268)

On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30832) - you deserved it (3996)

On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML

#16466460
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32186) - you deserved it (14472)

On 06/02/2011 at 10:49am - intimacy - by satisfied88 -

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14022) - you deserved it (32580)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)



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