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Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML
by SkeetinKeaton / 05/06/2013 at 2:29am / United States / Kids
Today, my six-year-old got in an argument with my four-year-old. I told them to go outside. The next thing I know, my son was standing in front of his sister's burning Barbie's Malibu Dream House, singing "Burn Baby Burn" and cackling madly. FML
by TraumatizedMother / 10/02/2011 at 3:27am / United States (New York) / Kids
by skichick54 / 08/24/2011 at 1:28am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous22kittylicklick / 08/20/2011 at 12:44am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 06/23/2011 at 10:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
by knevs / 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
by patrickalamo / 06/14/2011 at 10:23am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Evaki1 / 06/13/2011 at 10:24am / Greece (Attiki) / Kids
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by aeghw1s / 06/09/2011 at 7:50am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
by / 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm / United States / Health
Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML
by zain / 06/04/2011 at 2:15am / United States (Texas) / Work
by whymyliferose / 06/03/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, I had an orgasm for the first time in almost 3 months. My husband was beaming, saying he had given it his all and was ecstatic that he had finally satisfied me. But to be honest, I'd remembered we had a bag of potato chips in the kitchen. FML
by satisfied88 / 06/02/2011 at 10:49am / Intimacy
by ohcrap / 06/02/2011 at 6:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I went in for an appointment with my therapist. When she saw me, she gasped, "Are you okay?… Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the… Today, I'm sick. This wouldn't be such a problem if I wasn't leaving for college in three days, and…