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decoybag
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 March 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 373
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About decoybag : Not gonna lie, most of the FMLs make me feel better about myself....I mean, I do stupid things...but these FMLers do worse!
(cheaper than therapy, that's for sure :P)

Other than THAT....hmmm...let's see...not much else to say about me really. Born & raised in TO (yay Torontoooo!)...recently got a job with Disney, doing various small (emphasis on SMALL) acting gigs...hopefully it'll turn into something big down the road!
If there's any local peeps here, give me a shout!

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Today, I was in a public bathroom, and a little boy walks in and he has an accident. He asked if I could help him clean it up. So I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and I slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36706) - you deserved it (4243)

On 05/15/2009 at 5:22pm - kids - by Dinho (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (342738) - you deserved it (22946)

On 02/13/2009 at 10:54am - intimacy - by The Sbeak (man) - United States (Rhode Island)



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