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About decimater : Well hello there! I'm guessing you're here either because you like/hate my comment and want to know more about my intelligence OR you found my badass picture appealing. Since I'm too lazy to post a biography, just message me if you'd like to know more. Unless you're a creep. Bye! P.S I love you Canadians!
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Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML
Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML
Friday 18 April 2014