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decimater
  • Town/Country : Chicago but Canadian at heart, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1241
  • Number of comments : 515
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About decimater : Well hello there! I'm guessing you're here either because you like/hate my comment and want to know more about my intelligence OR you found my badass picture appealing. Since I'm too lazy to post a biography, just message me if you'd like to know more. Unless you're a creep. Bye! P.S I love you Canadians!

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Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5724) - you deserved it (43930)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (67726) - you deserved it (14662)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11414) - you deserved it (19239)

On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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