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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 7 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1984
  • Number of comments : 717
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About decimater : Well hello there! I'm guessing you're here either because you like/hate my comment and want to know more about my intelligence OR you found my badass picture appealing. Since I'm too lazy to post a biography, just message me if you'd like to know more. Unless you're a creep. Bye! P.S I love you Canadians!

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Today, as I was about to lose my virginity to my girlfriend, she started doing stupidly fake moaning, which then went really high-pitched like a little girl's, killing my hard-on. She says she thought that because I'm Japanese-American, I'd only be able to cum if she copied "those Japanese pornstars". FML

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106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (3596)

On 12/14/2014 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by dating a moron (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, I had just sat down in the lobby of my doctor's office when my phone alerted me that I had a friend request. I checked; it was from some girl from high school. I muttered to myself, "I don't want to be your friend." I then heard a gasp. She was sitting across from me. FML

Today, I was taking the bus to work, when a man sat down beside me. The guy was nuttier than Ron Jeremy's ballsack, and had a face like a shovel and the worst meth mouth I've ever seen. I had to sit there for ages while he frantically muttered to himself and picked at my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35311) - you deserved it (4956)

On 04/26/2014 at 3:55pm - misc - by fuckingfloridahowihatethee (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at the mall, when a guy started screaming at his buddy for sleeping with his sister. It was pretty hilarious, so when he stormed off, I mockingly yelled, "Pussy!" He then whirled around and beat the absolute hell out of his friend. Now I feel like I'm going to reincarnate as a turd. FML

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194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6447) - you deserved it (46868)

On 08/09/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by feelsterrible (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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699 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70689) - you deserved it (15336)

On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while bored at work I was reading an article online about the local zoo and its animals. I received an email so quickly responded, but when signing off accidentally wrote "thanks hippo" instead of "thanks heaps". To a woman with a weight problem. Who also outranks me. FML

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76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14262) - you deserved it (25055)

On 03/04/2011 at 2:13am - work - by sharni88 (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



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