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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 June 1987 (28 years)
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About decidedlyvague : I'm a fun loving asshole. I like video games, great movies, and fantastic books, long walks on the beach and home cooked fast food. You know, like microwaveable processed goods. Also, sushi and pie. my favorites.

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