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  • Birth Date : Friday 19 June 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I found out my best friend was cheating on her boyfriend. After confronting her boyfriend and showing him proof, he responded with denial and didn't believe me. Now my whole circle of friends not only think I'm trying to start a rumor, but that I'm a home wrecker. FML


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On 01/28/2016 at 7:12am - misc - by iTried - United States (Texas)

Today, my now ex-fiancée confessed that "our" child is most likely actually hers and my father's. FML


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On 12/20/2015 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I complained about period cramps. My boyfriend said periods can't be that bad since "girls must orgasm every time they put a tampon in." FML


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On 12/18/2015 at 11:37am - love - by periods (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML


Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML


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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML


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On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 7:05pm - health - by lady parts - United States (Illinois)

Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML


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On 10/15/2014 at 7:36pm - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML


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On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML


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On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML


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On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML


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On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML


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On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia

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