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deathstroke990
  • Town/Country : chillin' in the tardis
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 123
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About deathstroke990 : superwholock is love, superwholock is life.

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Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35826) - you deserved it (4523)

On 03/19/2014 at 7:19pm - misc - by BigBlue (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I watched "Time of the Doctor" and I'm pretty sure my love of Doctor Who slithered out through my ear and shamefully lodged itself in the darkest corner of the room, crying. FML

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On 12/26/2013 at 7:08am - love - by anon - Australia



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