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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 December 1992 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 88
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About deathsteal : Hello my name is jesus and i like pie...that is all

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Today, I was outside when a mouse ran toward my feet. There was a wall behind me, so I tried to jump over him. He changed course, and I landed on him. It crunched. FML

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