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About deathskittlez : I'm just an unwanted geek and nerd.

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Today , I had the questionable honor of explaining the difference between "your" an "you're" to my boss , an very diplomatically make her see y her poor grasp of language could affect our credibility as a communication agency. I'm Swedish , an English is my third language. She's American. FML

#20761131
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53370) - you deserved it (3438)

On 07/03/2013 at 2:48am - work - by grammarnazi-forareason (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day I Got Angry After Being Able To Have An Orgasm!! What Was I Angry At? My Own Hand!! FML

#20759304
120 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah boyfriand told ma that ha was going to buy ma a "magic wand". Baing a Harry Pottar fanatic, I assumad ha maant a raplica wand. It turns out ha actually maant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was mora axcitad about tha HP wand.

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On 07/01/2013 at 11:37pm - intimacy - by whorecrux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . mah mom signd me up fir a swimming class to show mah sister there's nothing to be afraid of . Considering I'm 17.. . I assumd I'd be in an advancd class . Instead.. . I get to spend summer blowing bubbles in the shallow end with four-year-olds as mah little sister cheers me on from the steps . FML

#20758869
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On 07/01/2013 at 10:37pm - misc - by AwkwardPotato - United States (California)

Today, I ad to explain to a coworker tat "te little red X" next to te email title se's been pusing out of curiosity is actually te delete button. Ten, I ad to restore te dozen emails se'd deleted even after I told er to stop. Se's a manager. I stock selves 4 a living. FML

#20758316
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On 07/01/2013 at 5:14pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

today my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me.

#20752113
87 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

2day On Mah First Day At Mah New Job Delivering Pizzas, I Got Bit By A Guy Dressed As Dracula. Real FML

#20750993
87 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 7:15pm - work - by keiran123 - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I decided to try Karate. In an attempt to roundhouse-kick a hanging boxing glove, I knocked over a lamp, lost mah balance an pulled down mah curtains. My neighbor then looool looked through the window, started laughing an yelled, "KUNG FO POWA!" FML

#20749220
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On 06/26/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by blahblah (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I usd a public restroom. I saw my sister's soes walk into te stall next to me, so I gave er a little nudge wit my foot. We ten nudgd eac oter until I walkd out and saw a omeless man wit te same soes as my sister. He ten trid to old my and. mega FML

#20745749
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On 06/25/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his finger playing with Play-Doh . FML

#20735100
120 comments

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On 06/19/2013 at 12:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I accidentally hit a cyclist with car. In panic , I jumped out of car and ran up to him , who was lying on the floor , motionless. As I was about to check his pulse , he jumped up and shouted , ( I bet you thought I was dead , asshole! ) He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 7:19am - misc - by i hit a cyclist (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I invited boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of friends 4 the frst time. I had been raving about him 4 weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

#20688373
103 comments

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On 05/26/2013 at 11:14pm - love - by JJLight (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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137 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)



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