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by weep weep weep / 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by JukeboxValkyrie / 02/16/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by ohgodwhy / 02/10/2012 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Snurkles McGree / 12/29/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Peter / 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
by Sid / 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Animals
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…