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by weep weep weep / 03/11/2012 at 11:04pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by JukeboxValkyrie / 02/16/2012 at 2:52am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by ohgodwhy / 02/10/2012 at 4:37am / United States (California) / Love
by Emily / 02/07/2012 at 3:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Snurkles McGree / 12/29/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Peter / 12/26/2011 at 9:24pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
by HOe HOe HOe / 11/01/2011 at 10:36pm / United States (Hawaii) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
by Sid / 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Animals
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, as an overprotective mother, I asked my 19 year-old son, who was going to spend his day on…