Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

deathpotato

Online | Search for a member

deathpotato

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 5 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1007
  • Number of comments : 78
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

deathpotato's page activity

Visits<b>TheGolfGTI</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 5:02pm<b>immaloser95</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 10:31pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:58pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 9:25am<b>mattybigdaddy</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 2:32am<b>FitFriday</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 1:05pm<b>Nooblah</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 4:11pm<b>spamhands1</b> - the 12/18/2014 at 2:49pm<b>ladystate</b> - the 04/11/2014 at 6:23am<b>omfgorlaith</b> - the 04/10/2014 at 9:55pm<b>ThatSmartAlek</b> - the 01/16/2014 at 10:38pm<b>k_gils</b> - the 07/22/2013 at 10:29pm<b>ForeverFat</b> - the 06/09/2013 at 2:19pm<b>Zeekal</b> - the 04/25/2013 at 8:10pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 1:20am<b>kittycatkittycat</b> - the 01/19/2013 at 8:48pm<b>christylynn1231</b> - the 08/30/2011 at 11:34pm<b>phuckmylife_1</b> - the 08/27/2011 at 8:57pm

deathpotato's FML badges

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of deathpotato's badges

deathpotato's favorite FMLs

Today, I found that someone had paid off my $16,500 student loan. I was so excited that I called my family and posted on Facebook about how awesome it was. Then I called the loan company and found out that they had just sold my loan to another company; no one had actually paid it off. FML

#20525305
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27998) - you deserved it (13174)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:19am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

#20480979
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43114) - you deserved it (10071)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

#20104191
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26092) - you deserved it (2091)

On 10/06/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by FML_Elle - United States

Today, I wanted to surprise my long distance girlfriend by flying to her unannounced. When I arrived at her house, her family tells me that she herself boarded an unannounced flight to where I lived hours ago. Surprise. FML

#20103950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35923) - you deserved it (3942)

On 10/06/2012 at 6:04am - love - by Jex (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML

#20094500
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32060) - you deserved it (5411)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I bought a pack of toothpicks. There were 500 of them. When I got home I accidentally dropped the pack. After twenty long minutes of picking them up, I dropped them again. FML

#20042606
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24002) - you deserved it (11772)

On 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm - misc - by S. (woman) - Estonia

Today, I walked into a public restroom to find that they had set up a free health clinic for the homeless; by that I mean that I found one bum inspecting and cleaning the infected, bloody genitals of another bum. FML

#19531341
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27312) - you deserved it (2737)

On 04/26/2012 at 8:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

#19475030
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20970) - you deserved it (39606)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, after years of secretly faking my orgasms, my husband gave me my first real one. Afterward was also the first time he ever accused me of faking it because, "It was different from all the other times." FML

#19423040
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15327) - you deserved it (43119)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:27am - intimacy - by anonomous - United States

Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML

#19411148
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14535) - you deserved it (25410)

On 04/05/2012 at 8:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML

#19397276
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23089) - you deserved it (1854)

On 04/02/2012 at 8:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to re-grade a student's assignments because neither he, nor his parents can read "Spanish." I'd written in cursive. FML

#19324505
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30260) - you deserved it (3848)

On 03/22/2012 at 1:13am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to hit on a very attractive girl. I guess I was too drunk to remember it was my family reunion. FML

#19299263
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8973) - you deserved it (44329)

On 03/18/2012 at 7:41am - love - by Austin Franklin - United States

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

#19296318
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (2425)

On 03/17/2012 at 8:48pm - kids - by Redhead4life (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML

#19288594
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26454) - you deserved it (15209)

On 03/16/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States



FML's blog

  • Pauline's illustrated FML
  • Come on, no need to make that face ! Yep, it's sadly the last, mournful days of Summer. People are packing up their beach balls and flip flops, putting their caravans back into storage and trying to forget…

Friday 28 August 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: