Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

deathhill3

Search for a member

deathhill3
  • Town/Country : Cambridge, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 158
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About deathhill3 :

deathhill3's last visitors

TehCezarMaverick52OceanBlueSearaesos91Scands_59WhyAmUHereLaughinStockiNewKidloltroll667JAMSMCyborgBananaRyan_Jaxson

deathhill3's FML badges

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of deathhill3's badges

deathhill3's favorite FMLs

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

#20510821
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25520) - you deserved it (3196)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

#20096649
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15428) - you deserved it (1654)

On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14656) - you deserved it (2390)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

#13610871
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4287) - you deserved it (26012)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18172) - you deserved it (2610)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by