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deathhill3
  • Town/Country : Cambridge, England
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 170
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26141) - you deserved it (3205)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15480) - you deserved it (1656)

On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

#20074336
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I agree, your life sucks (14706) - you deserved it (2399)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

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On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)



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