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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 455
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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deathhill3's favorite FMLs

Today, I puked up an anti-nausea pill. FML

#21026645
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49617) - you deserved it (4490)

On 01/13/2014 at 3:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

#20510821
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35357) - you deserved it (5361)

On 02/17/2013 at 2:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Botswana (North-East)

Today, I had to explain to my 22-year-old boyfriend that mice do not grow up to be rats. FML

#20096649
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20459) - you deserved it (2364)

On 10/01/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

#20074336
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20512) - you deserved it (3525)

On 09/16/2012 at 9:46am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend's dad had a heart attack. Without realizing what I was saying, I texted her, "If you need anything, you know I'll be there in a heartbeat." FML

#17373083
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26151) - you deserved it (11723)

On 08/05/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent all day handing out flyers advertising my services as a psychic. I got only one call. The caller wanted to inform me that I had misspelt the word "psychic" on my flyer. She was right. FML

#13610871
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6017) - you deserved it (36380)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:58am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML

#6252858
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24560) - you deserved it (3669)

On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

#1452410
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64281) - you deserved it (29157)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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