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  • Birth Date : Monday 12 February 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 6008
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About deathbunny256 : Hey my fav FMLs are either the best ones or the worst im sure you can tell the difference, if not FYL!!!

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deathbunny256's favorite FMLs

Today, I was mowing the lawn of my brand new house, located in a very nice neighborhood (I am a hispanic male), and a lady in her nice white cadillac drove up and asked me, in extremely broken spanish, if I could mow her lawn too. FML

#664071
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132023) - you deserved it (10322)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
519 comments

I agree, your life sucks (241248) - you deserved it (31667)

On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

#181468
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99837) - you deserved it (4332)

On 03/02/2009 at 8:38am - work - by fittingroompotty (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I stayed home, sick in bed. I had been sleeping on my arms. I got up quickly to grab the phone. My numb left arm rocketed and punched me in the (now cut) lip, which threw me off balance, making me smash my (now bloody) nose off of the headboard. It was a telemarketer. FML

#123831
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48661) - you deserved it (5466)

On 02/24/2009 at 3:34pm - health - by Sick (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML

#2286
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8194) - you deserved it (24047)

On 01/23/2009 at 6:03am - love - by Malpal - United States (Michigan)

Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10263) - you deserved it (38381)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I opened a packet of cereal and it exploded on my keyboard; now, my keyboard crackles. FML

#556
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14620) - you deserved it (9862)

On 12/20/2008 at 3:16am - misc - by Rabzouz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I scratched my cornea and have to wear a large bandage covering my eye. I'm off today, but I'll probably have to wear it to school tomorrow. FML

#756
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22162) - you deserved it (5262)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:01pm - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

#36
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35533) - you deserved it (5219)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I arrived at the station at 7:30pm sharp for the train... which was cancelled. FML

#9
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51231) - you deserved it (14728)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:21am - misc - by RatQuiRit -



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