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deathbatchickk
  • Town/Country : Baltimore
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 September 1996 (17 years)
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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44652) - you deserved it (7703)

On 01/13/2013 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Drewbie (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

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On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)



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