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death943

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death943

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 572
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About death943 : Random 15 year old, anything else? Fine, press Alt+F4 to find out

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yesterday everything that was beautiful an pure in mah life turnd into a terrible, warpd version of wat it once was. Today, I lost all hope, an no longer believe that life, although sometime shitty, is sweet an worth living. Today, I met mah mother-in-law. looool FML

#20949272
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53012) - you deserved it (5534)

On 11/07/2013 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Derry)

Today I was out with mah grandma when a pair of very shady guys approachd us in the street hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride she pulld a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck gran? FML

#20640901
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50283) - you deserved it (7092)

On 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm - misc - by emasculated 10000% (man) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Yesterday, my boyfriend said he felt like eating icing. So I bakd him cupcakes, put icing on them and decoratd them. When I handd them to him, he pickd off the decoration, lickd the icing and handd the cupcake back to me, saying, ( I told you that's all I wantd. ) FML

#20592650
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24285) - you deserved it (48638)

On 04/15/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by Cupcakes (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah boyfriand of 2 waaks said that ha was going to cook ma dinnar. Aftar waiting for tha frozan pizza that ha dacidad to maka for ma to ba complataly cookad, ha said, "Oh I looool hata this part", raachad into tha ovan with his bara hands and took out tha pizza, all whila scraaming. Ha is 24. FML

#20584918
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50697) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/11/2013 at 11:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82545) - you deserved it (8550)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today... I figured I needed to clean ma room. I ended up finding ma $135 calculator tat I'd accused ma ex-boyfriend of selling fir gas money. Tat's also te reason I dumped im. FML

#20539612
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (69647)

On 03/11/2013 at 2:56pm - money - by supertango500 (woman) - United States

TODAY, I WENT TO A PAINTBALL MATCH WITH A GROUP OF FRIENDS, ONE OF WHOM BROUGHT HIS DAD ALONG. HIS DAD IS A WIEGHT-LIFTING, WANNABE ALPHA MALE FUCKNUT WHO THINKS THAT CHOKESLAMMING OPPONENTS IS A LEGITIMATE CLOSE-QUARTERS PAINTBALL TACTIC. MY BROKEN SHOULDER DISAGREES. FML

#20528184
97 comments

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On 03/02/2013 at 1:59pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TADAY I HAD TO CREATE A PERFECT SOCIETY IN ENGLISH CLASS; THE BEST SOCIETY HAS THERE GRADE GO UP A FULL LETTER. AFTER TONS OF PREPARATION AND THINKING, I LOST TO AN ISLAND MADE ONLY OF CHEESE. FAT FML

#20200774
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21070) - you deserved it (1938)

On 12/11/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by JPPUDLY (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7400) - you deserved it (32532)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her wat she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show u pain." I have no idea wat she's talking about . real FML

#20170012
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21991) - you deserved it (2062)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

YESTERDAY, JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO ORGASM, MY BOYFRIEND WHISPERED, "CUM, MY PRECIOUSSSSS" INTO MY EAR, IN HIS SCARILY ACCURATE GOLLUM VOICE. I THINK MY CLITORIS JUST ABOUT WITHERED AWAY IN DESPAIR. FML

#20165510
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36018) - you deserved it (3664)

On 11/16/2012 at 2:42pm - intimacy - by thanks, fuckface (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

#20161582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25681) - you deserved it (3784)

On 11/13/2012 at 6:34am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I deliverd a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in an set it down on a table , because he'd forgotten how to walk , an was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26837) - you deserved it (1939)

On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today , I found a limp head of celery in the fridge. I thought it lookd like the squid alien baby from Men in Black. After nursing it fir a couple of hours , giving it food , an rocking it to sleep , my parents found me. Then I realisd it was just celery. Too bad it took that long fir my meds to kick in. FML

#20151986
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19790) - you deserved it (6396)

On 11/07/2012 at 12:11am - misc - by Squid (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , during dinner , mah daughter rudely cut into mah conversation and gushd that she's "like , totally" going to audition 4 a reality TV show next year , after I pay her way. Five minutes into her jaw-dropping stupidity , I had to physically restrain myself from slapping her out of her chair. FML

#20134692
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24074) - you deserved it (5940)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Solihull)



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