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dearxpaige
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 May 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 294
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About dearxpaige : I'm Paige...Just see what happens =]

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Today, my wife thinks I will agree to anything she says if she just pleasures me orally. I now found out, she is correct. FML

#14341625 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (6832) - you deserved it (25639)

On 12/26/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570 (309)

I agree, your life sucks (22540) - you deserved it (5756)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts, I said "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072 (310)

I agree, your life sucks (35114) - you deserved it (2615)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

#14270969 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (16892) - you deserved it (4555)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:51am - work - by embarrassed - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

#14244389 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (2769)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:11am - love - by anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337 (106)

I agree, your life sucks (19388) - you deserved it (1898)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

#14242340 (483)

I agree, your life sucks (14837) - you deserved it (55507)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML

#14242273 (94)

I agree, your life sucks (29120) - you deserved it (5196)

On 12/18/2010 at 12:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my toddler stood up in the shopping cart and fell giving himself a black eye. Later while at a restaurant he tried to stand up in his highchair. I quickly blurted out "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. Now the waiter wont stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (31168) - you deserved it (7293)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML

#14206849 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (6128) - you deserved it (18961)

On 12/14/2010 at 9:18pm - work - by crazygirl - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend made a delicious birthday breakfast, and she said there would be a surprise at the end. Today is not my birthday, it's her ex's. FML

#14200439 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (26630) - you deserved it (1831)

On 12/14/2010 at 8:32am - love - by A. nonymous -

Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

#14140918 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (32278) - you deserved it (3878)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#13985101 (141)

I agree, your life sucks (26246) - you deserved it (1890)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

#13982900 (111)

I agree, your life sucks (11393) - you deserved it (15731)

On 11/26/2010 at 1:44am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

#13822249 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (21202) - you deserved it (1782)

On 11/13/2010 at 12:13am - misc - by tmac05 - United States (California)



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