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by CatLover<3 / 06/18/2013 at 7:27pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by young grandpa / 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids
by The Clitshank Redemption / 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/05/2013 at 11:13am / United States (Vermont) / Animals
by Thankshun / 03/04/2013 at 6:03pm / United States / Intimacy
by nerdgirlmickey / 03/03/2013 at 11:05am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
by Anonymous / 02/25/2013 at 12:57pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by BadAssBandit897 / 02/23/2013 at 8:46am / Canada / Love
by PoorMe / 02/22/2013 at 8:06am / United States / Intimacy
by pornhastaughtmenothing / 02/21/2013 at 3:46am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by katwingz / 02/19/2013 at 5:47pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML
by Anonymous / 02/18/2013 at 2:09am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/17/2013 at 10:27pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by DontGetSlapped / 02/17/2013 at 7:24pm / United States (Arkansas) / Transportation
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
by BadLuckCarson / 02/12/2013 at 12:55am / United States (Iowa) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
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