Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

deafeningsilence

Search for a member

deafeningsilence

1Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2997
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About deafeningsilence : Im erin and i'm 15 :)

follow me on twitter if you'd like. no pressure. @e_raffertyy

deafeningsilence's page activity

Visits<b>xXToxicPenguinXx</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 10:39pm<b>Mortoli</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 6:22am<b>ordinarygamer</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 11:16am<b>lxXPandemicXxl</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 8:50am<b>lisaint</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 6:10am<b>Daschundman</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 9:46pm<b>Soul_of_Envy</b> - the 09/28/2014 at 6:48pm<b>PrincessCastiel</b> - the 09/27/2014 at 10:40pm<b>metalscales</b> - the 09/26/2014 at 4:34pm<b>LEDZEPPALLTHEWAY</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 10:40am<b>kyle8211</b> - the 09/24/2014 at 6:08pm<b>TheDvsOne</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 11:48am<b>Wantedautumn55</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 1:59am<b>Wolverine33</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 9:22pm<b>TheBeast26</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 12:23am<b>Nooblah</b> - the 09/17/2014 at 12:21am<b>mongoosemike</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 9:55pm<b>jonny1ton</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 2:56am

Liked!<b>kyle8211</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 12:09am

deafeningsilence's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of deafeningsilence's badges

deafeningsilence's favorite FMLs

Today, I was baby sitting ten year old twins. When they first saw me, they ran away screaming and hid in the closet. This isn't the first house where this has happened. FML

#16944330
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28384) - you deserved it (4833)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by annoyedwithkids - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

#16925056
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11952) - you deserved it (33192)

On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51130) - you deserved it (4736)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38194) - you deserved it (23237)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38194) - you deserved it (23237)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44057) - you deserved it (4352)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that as a supervisor, if you reprimand a female worker and end the conversation with "Now get back to making sandwiches." your boss will consider it sexism and suspend you. I work at Subway. FML

#16589228
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50286) - you deserved it (7814)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML

#16235251
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27416) - you deserved it (9684)

On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

#15896791
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32609) - you deserved it (22928)

On 04/23/2011 at 11:20am - kids - by parentof5 (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29977) - you deserved it (9729)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML

#15203420
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27292) - you deserved it (10147)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML

#14600579
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9721) - you deserved it (28293)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML

#14190460
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40223) - you deserved it (9881)

On 12/13/2010 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Wisconsin love - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

#13817966
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33150) - you deserved it (6551)

On 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by roberto (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, my six year old daughter discovered the family's pet rabbit in the basement freezer. The rabbit had died almost a year ago, and we'd stored it in the freezer, intending to bury it later. Here's to the trauma of losing the family pet. Twice. FML

#13815438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6793) - you deserved it (38861)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: