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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 August 1995 (20 years)
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About deLongenator : Get on here on my iPod a lot. I love Tom DeLonge and every band he is involved with. He's my hero and love of my life.

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Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35077) - you deserved it (6644)

On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out my window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over my porch. FML


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On 08/14/2012 at 11:02am - love - by WELLFUCKYOUTOO (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he believes getting kicked in the balls is a scientifically-proven method of birth control. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26644) - you deserved it (3427)

On 04/08/2012 at 6:37am - intimacy - by Jordan - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML


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On 04/08/2012 at 5:16am - love - by claudio117 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, two drop dead gorgeous Australians asked me for directions. Being so shocked by their beauty and accents, I couldn't get words out of my mouth. The one said to the other "Nope she doesn't speak English", then walked away. FML


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On 03/24/2012 at 2:45am - misc - by jennag5 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML


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On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML


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On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

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