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Today, I discovered that if you are being mugged, never tell your mugger you are going to call the police because he will come back and steal your phone too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16428) - you deserved it (32748)

On 11/07/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Luke - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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On 11/06/2011 at 7:17am - animals - by dre_bro11 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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On 11/05/2011 at 9:43am - health - by rj93 - United Kingdom (Ballymena)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

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On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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