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  • Town/Country : NY, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About ddjustme : Hey! My name's Darian, and I'm 15. Haha send me a message if you want(;
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Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

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