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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

#19287626
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40006) - you deserved it (3268)

On 03/16/2012 at 6:38am - love - by elisabeth_pwnes - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

#19281835
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28390) - you deserved it (3164)

On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

 Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

#19281452
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15699) - you deserved it (11367)

On 03/15/2012 at 3:53am - health - by missgayle319 - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML

#19271191
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20801) - you deserved it (2441)

On 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm - misc - by Samantha - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got into a nasty fight, and ended up leaving with a black eye. The fight was with a champagne bottle cork. I was opening the bottle to celebrate the New Year, at home, alone. FML

#14415178
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26684) - you deserved it (5414)

On 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm - love - by haappynewyear - United States (Utah)

Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML

#13375459
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28750) - you deserved it (6537)

On 10/09/2010 at 5:41am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML

#70171
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41201) - you deserved it (7764)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by mediocreboobs (woman) - United States (California)



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