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by elisabeth_pwnes / 03/16/2012 at 6:38am / Norway (Vestfold) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 7:50am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
by missgayle319 / 03/15/2012 at 3:53am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Samantha / 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by haappynewyear / 12/31/2010 at 10:21pm / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, I was in the elevator with my new boss. He asked things like "How are you?" "How's your day going?" and "What's for dinner?" I answered everything and tried to make small talk. I then noticed that he was wearing a bluetooth and was talking to someone else. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 5:41am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I was home alone tanning in my backyard which is fairly secluded. I took my top off and laid there for awhile before I looked over and saw the UPS guy standing at my gate with a package because nobody answered the door. I looked horrified and he said not to worry, he'd seen better. FML
by mediocreboobs / 02/18/2009 at 5:31pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I brought a girl home from a bar. Things were getting hot and heavy when she asked if I had… Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy… Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall…