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Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43640) - you deserved it (4584)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28099) - you deserved it (3795)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

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121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30356) - you deserved it (4153)

On 04/23/2011 at 9:11am - health - by cdn_steed - United States (New York)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

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484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (590557) - you deserved it (37956)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (649905) - you deserved it (437682)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)



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