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dcy1192
  • Town/Country : Tucson, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 209
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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43978) - you deserved it (13050)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I met a girl who had a deeper voice than I do. FML

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On 01/21/2009 at 7:44pm - misc - by Daryll - United States (California)



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