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Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm - animals - by dcort - United States (New York)

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Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (4710)

On 04/08/2012 at 12:39pm - animals - by dcort - United States (New York)

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