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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year.… Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings… Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes…