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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31891) - you deserved it (3608)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:30pm - love - by really - United States

Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30060) - you deserved it (2568)

On 11/05/2014 at 5:21pm - love - by thedudeman14 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35474) - you deserved it (2181)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had sex for the first time with my first boyfriend. We broke up 6 years ago. FML

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