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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1732
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dca101 : 21 year old college engineering student. my life sucks :(

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dca101's favorite FMLs

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

#20889286
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20903) - you deserved it (37133)

On 09/20/2013 at 6:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I thought that an ingenious way to protest against high tuition prices would be to steal a box of soymilk from my university dining hall. The box exploded in my backpack. Not only did I lose all my soymilk, I now have replace my $120 calculator. FML

#20886247
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16245) - you deserved it (65571)

On 09/18/2013 at 4:46am - money - by Stupid (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I addressed my district manager as "Dude." FML

#20859944
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19749) - you deserved it (40474)

On 08/30/2013 at 2:28am - work - by goodbyepromotion (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, out of partying reflex, I downed Communion wine like a vodka shot. FML

#20830409
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24637) - you deserved it (47501)

On 08/10/2013 at 6:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

#20807393
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43235) - you deserved it (28975)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

#20798065
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41032) - you deserved it (11389)

On 07/22/2013 at 6:14pm - love - by ihatepokemon (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

#20788707
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66439) - you deserved it (23617)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56626) - you deserved it (9633)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

#20731946
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63926) - you deserved it (39565)

On 06/17/2013 at 6:49pm - kids - by young grandpa - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

#20711208
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59398) - you deserved it (68221)

On 06/07/2013 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32891) - you deserved it (69746)

On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML

#20691900
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32101) - you deserved it (57089)

On 05/28/2013 at 8:48pm - money - by pool party - United States (Illinois)

Today, I have to defend my client in court. The defense that my client wants me to use is, "It's not a robbery if you have swag" and then goes on saying, "The judge is bound to let me go after he sees my swag." FML

#20680679
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59408) - you deserved it (4630)

On 05/22/2013 at 9:57pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

#20633236
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25189) - you deserved it (44956)

On 04/30/2013 at 6:23pm - misc - by itsellie27 (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

#20623583
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49368) - you deserved it (3308)

On 04/26/2013 at 6:03pm - work - by fuck you walmart (woman) - United States



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