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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 December 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1723
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About dca101 : 21 year old college engineering student. my life sucks :(

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dca101's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally texted my mother instead of my drug dealer. FML

#21324443
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18118) - you deserved it (51981)

On 12/26/2014 at 12:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better for "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway", so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30456) - you deserved it (3781)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my parents told me they don't think I'll ever find a boyfriend, and insist on referring to my future cats as their "grandkids". FML

#21289318
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32261) - you deserved it (3102)

On 10/31/2014 at 9:16pm - love - by really - United States

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31828) - you deserved it (8298)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML

#21260926
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39819) - you deserved it (2585)

On 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm - misc - by badprofessor - United States (New York)

Today, I dropped my kid into a crowded wishing fountain instead of a coin. FML

#21235686
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23862) - you deserved it (39095)

On 08/12/2014 at 6:21am - kids - by jake - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while working my shift at the grocery store, we ran out of muffins. I'm a little overweight, and I guess that's the reason an irate customer accused me of eating all of them. FML

#21233183
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43553) - you deserved it (4387)

On 08/09/2014 at 9:50am - work - by muffins - United States (Maryland)

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

#21194564
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61318) - you deserved it (5769) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML

#21135849
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25802) - you deserved it (58188)

On 05/10/2014 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by vivelawank - United Kingdom

Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML

#21061154
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54892) - you deserved it (5393)

On 02/15/2014 at 2:11am - work - by chinaski7628 - United States (California)

Today, my daughter started speaking with hashtags. I told her to knock it off, to which she replied, "You don't get it, mom - hashtag white girl probs." Hashtag FML

#21016204
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54747) - you deserved it (6233)

On 01/04/2014 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57990) - you deserved it (3276)

On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

#20919376
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56422) - you deserved it (3588)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML

#20898893
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61778) - you deserved it (39227)

On 09/28/2013 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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