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Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted and felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, and spend all their money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States
Today, after pulling an all-nighter, I fell asleep at the beach. My friends took the opportunity to bury me in the sand, place food all around me, and wait for a flock of hungry seagulls to attack me. To top it off, they taped it all. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I started to fall in love with my wife again. We are in the middle of a divorce. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States
Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML
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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States
Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, while working at a McDonald's drive-through, some dicks decided to pull a "fire in the hole" prank. Granted, it has been done to me before, this time was different. These pleasant people decided to use hot coffee. FML
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On 08/12/2011 at 1:26am - work - by viperplay53 - United States
Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by bathroomgirl (woman) - United States (California)
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)
Today, was the first day of my sophomore year. While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget. I'm now seen as the school bitch for making fun of a midget. I have a genuine fear of midgets. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 5:35am - misc - by maryrain - United States (Louisiana)
Today, I zoned out in a coffee shop for about two minutes and was brought back to reality when a woman smacked me out of my seat. Apparently I was staring at her chest while zoned out. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)
Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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On 08/06/2011 at 7:37pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)
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