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About dblogic : Love reading FMLs, makes me laugh pretty hard at times...and also chips away at my faith in humanity at other times. As for me: I work as a realtor, I'm kind, have many creative interests, have a twisted sense of humor, I love to travel, & I love fucked up but great movies (think Pulp Fiction, Momento, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, etc). Hit me up if you'd like to start some dialogue.

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Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40875) - you deserved it (27552)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

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Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

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On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)



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