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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 March 1979 (36 years)
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  • Number of visits : 565
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About dblogic : FML is such a great boredom killer, I love it! I also come here to feel better...my life is truly one gigantic never ending FML. Hit me up if you'd like to chat :-)

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dblogic's favorite FMLs

Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

#20807393
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42106) - you deserved it (28277)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a nearby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML

#20171802
172 comments

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5386) - you deserved it (28067)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5386) - you deserved it (28067)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, I found out the man I'm getting a ride from drives a windowless van and is "excited to see me". My friends had encouraged me to sign up for the cheap-ride program because it was less expensive than taking a train. If I never come back, look for a windowless van somewhere in Europe. FML

#13432201
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22884) - you deserved it (4683)

On 10/13/2010 at 8:57am - misc - by deadinavan (woman) - Germany (Bayern)



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