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About dblogic : Love reading FMLs, makes me laugh pretty hard at times...and also chips away at my faith in humanity at other times. As for me: I work as a realtor, I'm kind, have many creative interests, have a twisted sense of humor, I love to travel, & I love fucked up but great movies (think Pulp Fiction, Momento, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, etc). Hit me up if you'd like to start some dialogue.

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Today, because I refused to shave off what my wife calls my "pedo 'stache", she painted "Free Candy" on the side of my van. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40007) - you deserved it (27076)

On 07/28/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5290) - you deserved it (27713)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5290) - you deserved it (27713)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States



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