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Today, I went to Target to buy some soap and this 65-70 year old woman next to me was asking a sales associate if they had any bubble bath mix. I suddenly pictured her naked, bathing herself and suddenly my dick just couldn't sit still. It's probably because I haven't had sex in over 22 months. FML

#2281
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I agree, your life sucks (27006) - you deserved it (10921)

On 01/23/2009 at 3:36am - intimacy - by fecurtis - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was jacking off casually to a picture of my ex-girlfriend, when all of the sudden, my friend sends me an IM picture of a granny bending over which pops up on my screen. I think my sex life is ruined forever. FML

#539
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I agree, your life sucks (18160) - you deserved it (30081)

On 12/17/2008 at 11:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41713) - you deserved it (22363)

On 11/14/2008 at 6:20am - intimacy - by Kaji - Sent from mobile version



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