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Today, I must be the only person who has been taking the contraceptive pill for six years without ever needing to use it as a contraceptive. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 10:27am - intimacy - by justwow (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, tired of my social anxiety making me look uncool, I told everyone I was going out partying tonight. I'm actually just going to watch 'Jersey Shore' and pretend I'm with the cast. Something even more sad? I'm really excited. FML
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On 07/12/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Fefe (woman) - United States
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
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On 07/12/2010 at 3:52am - health - by fat - United States
Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML
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On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States
Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML
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On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)
Today, my husband and I had sex for the first time because we pledged we wouldn't have sex until we were married. He's terrible. FML
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On 05/31/2010 at 9:35pm - intimacy - by anonomus - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when her cat attacked me. I was pissed, so I grabbed the cat and rushed outside to get rid of it. Little did I know, her parents were home, sitting outside. So I was naked, with a feral cat in front of my junk trying to kill me. All I could say was "Nice Weather?" FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML
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On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)
Today, I realized that going back on birth control has made my acne go away and my boobs bigger. However, to my boyfriend's dismay, I've completely lost my sex drive. FML
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On 05/09/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML
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On 05/09/2010 at 10:20am - intimacy - by imustbegay - United States
Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML
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On 03/27/2010 at 4:26am - intimacy - by pumpkinlover89 - United States (California)
Today, the love of my life sent me a text saying "touch my pork". Somehow I don't think my feelings are mutual. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 6:24am - intimacy - by burgeee - United Kingdom (Bristol)
Today, while at work as a lifeguard, an older gentleman who comes in almost every morning wearing a very tight swimming suit, came up to me and said, "I don't want you having any erotic fantasies of me." After a long pause he added, "Actually, I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I decided to fake it when my husband and I were making love. Afterwards, he told me that he could tell my head was "really in the game" and felt a stronger connection with me now and was glad I opened up and "let go" with him. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)
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