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About dbananarama : If I were a book, I'd be easy to read and hard to understand. 18

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Today, I went to the store for a warranty claim on my prescription glasses due to little spots that had appeared on the lenses, covering both. It took 2 seconds for the employee to determine that it was hairspray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6930) - you deserved it (38540)

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