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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 June 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1761
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About dayumm_shawtyy : emily newhouse:) 16, almost 17 years old. I've lived all around the world. Just moved to South Carolina from Australia. I'm the girl who smiles & laugh all the time, and I prefer it that way:) I'm probably one of the sweetest girls you will ever meet if you give me a chance. I'm known as the girl who wears cowboy boots & has a cute southern accent. Judge me, I'll be sure to prove you wrong .

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Today, I texted my Dad to tell him I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and won't be home. Since I had predictive text on, my phone didn't quite get the word 'home' - the message I sent said, 'I'm staying at Will's, I'll not be good tonight.' FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML


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On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML


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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML


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On 10/16/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by SheWentCrayola (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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