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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 796
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. Attempting to make things a little more exciting, I said in my sexiest voice "oh yeah, harder." My boyfriend who apparently doesn't like talking dirty, pulled out and angrily said "I was trying, what more do you want?" FML

#2308066
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71223) - you deserved it (18457)

On 05/26/2009 at 12:53pm - intimacy - by alexis89 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a box of Fruit Loops. When I got home, I noticed a free prize would be in the box. I sifted through the box, looking for the small toy. It wasn't in there. I don't know what is more sad, the fact that I got ripped off by a children's cereal or that I'm 21 and upset by it. FML

#1375627
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47279) - you deserved it (13272)

On 04/26/2009 at 10:29pm - misc - by ahhnotoy (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at my restaurant said something to me. Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh, so that's what I did this time. Later, I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away. FML

#891545
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16742) - you deserved it (52315)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:13pm - work - by ohhhman (woman) - United States

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

#217348
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (478548) - you deserved it (45938)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

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22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39543) - you deserved it (2745)

On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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