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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4098
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About daydreamstar : i cant describe myself with just mere words...

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Today, I was at a local club wit my friands sitting at a tabla wan soma guys approacad us. Ona of tam startad talling ma about is racant advanturas troug Europa and was vary intarasting. Somating warm it my lag and I raalizad ta guy was urinating on ma. FML

#5744941
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37435) - you deserved it (2482)

On 10/09/2009 at 6:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I WAS ON A DATE WITH A GUY HAVING A GREAT TIME!! I WENT UP TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM, BUT AS I WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE, I HERED SOME GIGGLES!! I LOOKED AN FOUND OUTHY!! MY SKRT WAS TUCKED INTO MAH UNDERWEAR!! I WAS WEREING MAH LUCKY STAR WARS-THEMED PANTIES!! FML

#5622961
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (14160)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally told mah fiancé about the crippling sexual abuse I sufferd through as a child. He immediately broke off the wedding. His reason? He can't marry someoneho isn't ( pure looool ). FML

#5321781
26 comments

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On 09/17/2009 at 9:36pm - intimacy - by Jackie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today,ile talking online wit ma boyfriend, te conversation turns sexual. He stops responding but I continue wit te conversation. Ten I get a response: "tis is is sister. He fell asleep and I ned te computer. I'll tell im you said goodnigt, but not tat oter stuff". FML

#5266141
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24423) - you deserved it (7343)

On 09/15/2009 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . mah boyfriend of 5 yeres broke up with me . Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde.. . and we both looool have dark hair . Did I cheat? No . I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4.. . As did every one else born in mah family . I guess this factor doesn't count when your paranoid . FML

#5249359
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50496) - you deserved it (5068)

On 09/14/2009 at 10:13am - love - by babymomma (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I corrected mah mom in front of our familyhile she was ragging on mah 12 year old cousinho got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML

#4783460
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58657) - you deserved it (3198)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:43pm - health - by fannyfitel123 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a completely drunk grl walked across te bar and punced me in te face because I was wereing te same dress as er, and er boyfriend said it looked better on me. Wile I was screaming at er fir being a stupid bitc, se puked all over me, wiped er mout and lauged before se passed out. FML

#4661982
114 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 6:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I was having braakfast whan my mom's boyfriand cama and sat right across from ma. Ha didn't try and hida tha fact that ha was staring at my chast looool and told ma , "Wow , you'ra gatting biggar." I glard at him. Ha winkd at ma. maga FML

#4382309
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61832) - you deserved it (3561)

On 08/08/2009 at 9:42am - misc - by oshitdonotwant (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them!! In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother r gay!! FML

#4379475
140 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found what I assumd was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opend it, I was greetd by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. mega FML

#4332975
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50106) - you deserved it (4473)

On 08/06/2009 at 11:40am - misc - by daddysboy123 (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was given the best news of life. I am cancer free and am not, at the ripe age of 23 going to bite the dust. My husband left his journal on the nightstand in our bedroom. He wrote, ( I feel like a bad person, but if she dies, I don't have to get divorced. ) FML

#3418538
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75123) - you deserved it (4224)

On 07/02/2009 at 2:18am - love - by rockstarohyeah (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today... mah daughter askd me what is the youngest age at which u should start having sex. Bieng a good mom... I said that she shouldn't have sex until after she's been marrid. My daughter then said... ( Oh... shoot... ) and walkd away. My daughter is twelve. fat FML

#3344863
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71740) - you deserved it (12583)

On 06/29/2009 at 8:40pm - intimacy - by blazer - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I took a test as part of a job requirement. I took a sip from a bottle of juice, an the lady leading the test gave me a warning. I tried to explain that if I didn't, I would faint. She took the bottle an hid it. 15 minutes later I collapsed. She thought I was faking. I'm hypoglycemic. FML

#2797056
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80025) - you deserved it (3616)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:59am - health - by Casey - Sent from mobile version

Today... I was playing a medieval game wit ma broter... wen e took all of is caracter's clots off an said... "Let's ave sex!" I lookd at im an said... "UH YOU ARE MY BROTHER!" He turns an looks at me... smiling an says... "But in te game!" I am a 19 year old grl. He is 12.

#2780499
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71124) - you deserved it (4977)

On 06/10/2009 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Sylvania - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I ad to play ta rola of suparman in a production on staga !! Tay ad to stuff my undarwaar cuz my 'ting' wasn't big anoug !! maga FML

#2769644
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73785) - you deserved it (6705)

On 06/10/2009 at 11:46am - misc - by superman_not (man) - United Kingdom (Perth and Kinross)



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