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  • Number of visits : 3340
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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daydreamstar's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML

#8769098
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25291) - you deserved it (3734)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm a 25-year-old married woman and I'm currently living with my grandfather to take care of him. Today, he grounded me. FML

#8766084
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27267) - you deserved it (3542)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6047) - you deserved it (39911)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24259) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30162) - you deserved it (2295)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML

#8130787
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21908) - you deserved it (5516)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States

Today, my dad got a hard-on looking at my best friend. He asked me how my NutriSystem diet was going. He was looking at my friend's boobs when he asked me. FML

#8082949
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19251) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

#8007252
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44110) - you deserved it (3507)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, my seven-year-old sister came to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-peed in my clean clothes basket. FML

#7966871
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22113) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by wallbanger - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

#7957934
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31554) - you deserved it (2562)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML

#7932396
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25036) - you deserved it (12878)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML

#7870417
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (3059)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:40am - health - by littlespoon (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML

#7868479
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27260) - you deserved it (2108)

On 02/04/2010 at 1:34am - misc - by city_girl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML

#7775610
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21390) - you deserved it (6398)

On 02/01/2010 at 8:45am - animals - by dontbadouche - Senegal



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