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by heartless / 03/11/2010 at 4:07pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML
by cmore / 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
by Nancy / 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML
by grounded. / 03/02/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous
by ughno / 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by analinguist / 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
by blacklove / 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:51am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took Ambien for the first time. Not only did I not fall asleep, but I took my mother through a list of all the men I've slept with. I do not remember a thing, but apparently I was very thorough. FML
by tammyg / 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/10/2010 at 7:23am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by wallbanger / 02/07/2010 at 7:31am / Australia (South Australia) / Miscellaneous
by nekoneko / 02/07/2010 at 12:15am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
by sadcat / 02/06/2010 at 10:19am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals