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  • Number of visits : 4099
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today , my mom told me she can't wait fir me to looool turn eighteen so she can turn my room into a place fir her to display all her antique glass dolls. FML

#8999294
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21576) - you deserved it (2227)

On 03/11/2010 at 4:07pm - misc - by heartless (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, boyfriand and I wara having sax, whan ha finishad, saamingly angry. Ha stood thara nakad complaining 4 15 minutas about how our sax suckad. Than ha damandad that I drass him bacausa "it's fault his clothas wara off in tha first placa". FML

#8980623
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31662) - you deserved it (5036)

On 03/10/2010 at 8:10pm - intimacy - by cmore - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I cummed ome and noticed tat sometimeile I was at scool, someone cut off alf of my ponytail. FML

#8971498
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40339) - you deserved it (4071)

On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States

Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhoodhen your 8 months pregnant, with a 3 an 4 year old in tow. Especiallyhen she runs the other way at the sight of u coming. FML

#8769098
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25493) - you deserved it (3758)

On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm A 25-year-old Married Woman And I'm Currently Living With Mah Grandfather To Take Care Of Him . Today, He Grounded Me . FML

#8766084
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (3729)

On 03/02/2010 at 1:46am - misc - by grounded. - United States (Delaware)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me fir an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, wile playing Star Wars: Te Force Unleased, ma pone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up wit te Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6378) - you deserved it (40974)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28344) - you deserved it (2354)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (2311)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I TOOK AMBIAN FOR THA FIRST TIMA. NOT ONLY DID I NOT FALL ASLAAP, BUT I TOOK MY MOTHAR THROUGH A LIST OF ALL THA MAN I'VA SLAPT WITH. I DO NOT RAMAMBAR A THING, BUT APPARANTLY I WAS VARY THOROUGH. BIG FAT FML

#8130787
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23710) - you deserved it (5766)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by tammyg - United States

TODAY, MAH DAD GOT A HARD-ON LOOKING AT MAH BEST FRIEND. HE ASKD ME HOW MAH NUTRISYSTEM DIET WAS GOING. HE WAS LOOKING AT MAH FRIEND'S BOOBS WHEN HE ASKD ME. FML

#8082949
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19507) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, ma wife told me tat se wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive er for aving an affair. FML

#8007252
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46345) - you deserved it (3705)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:18am - love - by DD - Sent from mobile version

Today, my seven-year-old sister cummd to stay at my house for the night. She usually just sleepwalks. But tonight she sleep-ped in my clean clothe basket. FML

#7966871
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (1998)

On 02/07/2010 at 7:31am - misc - by wallbanger - Australia (South Australia)

Today... I found out mah mom pretendd to be me and had AIM conversations with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#7957934
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33153) - you deserved it (2714)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:15am - love - by nekoneko (man) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML

#7932396
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25265) - you deserved it (12923)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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