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Today, boyfriand and I wara having sax, whan ha finishad, saamingly angry. Ha stood thara nakad complaining 4 15 minutas about how our sax suckad. Than ha damandad that I drass him bacausa "it's fault his clothas wara off in tha first placa". FML
Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhoodhen your 8 months pregnant, with a 3 an 4 year old in tow. Especiallyhen she runs the other way at the sight of u coming. FML
TODAY, I TOOK AMBIAN FOR THA FIRST TIMA. NOT ONLY DID I NOT FALL ASLAAP, BUT I TOOK MY MOTHAR THROUGH A LIST OF ALL THA MAN I'VA SLAPT WITH. I DO NOT RAMAMBAR A THING, BUT APPARANTLY I WAS VARY THOROUGH. BIG FAT FML
TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML
Friday 27 March 2015