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daydreamstar

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3691
  • Number of comments : 134
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About daydreamstar : i cant describe myself with just mere words...

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daydreamstar's favorite FMLs

Today, after moving into my new house, I agreed to let my house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day and one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confirmed guests. FML

#12418259
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12911) - you deserved it (22133)

On 08/09/2010 at 8:33pm - misc - by mitsuko045 (woman) - Ireland (Mayo)

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

#12411056
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27573) - you deserved it (2337)

On 08/09/2010 at 12:54pm - misc - by Scabs (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that my best friend is moving to Arkansas, and my girlfriend is going with him. FML

#12386734
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39914) - you deserved it (3118)

On 08/08/2010 at 4:49am - love - by LadyGagasLOVER (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML

#12376475
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39616) - you deserved it (2762)

On 08/07/2010 at 7:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

#12364417
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34208) - you deserved it (6536)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:21am - love - by Hunterxx (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

#12360935
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30628) - you deserved it (2191)

On 08/06/2010 at 10:22pm - misc - by sicufovoshxbsjdk - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

#12353500
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35861) - you deserved it (3557)

On 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by shitpile - United States

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

#12343499
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39053) - you deserved it (5238)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, my boyfriend woke up to the flash of a camera. It was his mother taking pictures of my shoe print on his window sill and night stand. She said she was collecting evidence proving I snuck in through his window last night. FML

#12321960
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22150) - you deserved it (8763)

On 08/05/2010 at 12:38am - misc - by AmNot (woman) - United States

Today, some jerk super glued leaves and a note onto my car's front windshield. Not only is it directly in front of the driver's seat and makes it nearly impossible to drive, but it won't come off. What makes it worse? I was spending the night at a friend's house and the note was meant for her. FML

#12317472
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26641) - you deserved it (2202)

On 08/04/2010 at 9:13pm - misc - by Mustang (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an elementary school for volunteer work. I was asked to read to a group of kids during one of the classes. Before I started reading, a girl raised her hand and asked me if I had a boyfriend and if I was single. I asked her why and she said "My daddy wanted to know." I'm 16. FML

#12307637
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32367) - you deserved it (3513)

On 08/04/2010 at 10:40am - misc - by LaRae17 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28155) - you deserved it (8066)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was called handsome. Too bad it was coming from a trashed homeless lady, who then went on to tell me that she "likes my lips and wants to rape me." FML

#12304319
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38523) - you deserved it (3677)

On 08/04/2010 at 3:58am - intimacy - by IllJustGetYouASweaterThen (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50978) - you deserved it (8403)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

#12296527
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31096) - you deserved it (3551)

On 08/03/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by jkin47 (man) - United States (Iowa)



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