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About daydreamer244 : Hey there. I guess you've decided to look at my profile. well I'm a daydreamer if you couldn't already tell. I really just like to enjoy life and all of its dreams ^__^. haha I am pretty young and naive so I'm not going to pretend like I'm this mature, wise chick. I'm pretty rash and crazy at times but I'm glad I'm me. I like this website because it lets me know that I'm not the only person who has problems. :) I'm a pretty fun chick and I am real silly too. Thanks for taking the time to read about me ^__^
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Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML
Thursday 10 April 2014