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daydreamer244
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, Over the rainbow
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 407
  • Number of comments : 472
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About daydreamer244 : Hey there. I guess you've decided to look at my profile. well I'm a daydreamer if you couldn't already tell. I really just like to enjoy life and all of its dreams ^__^. haha I am pretty young and naive so I'm not going to pretend like I'm this mature, wise chick. I'm pretty rash and crazy at times but I'm glad I'm me. I like this website because it lets me know that I'm not the only person who has problems. :) I'm a pretty fun chick and I am real silly to. Thanks for taking the time to read about me ^__^

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Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

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90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39135) - you deserved it (5238)

On 05/02/2013 at 4:27am - misc - by inyobeddd (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

#20636386
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31003) - you deserved it (14199)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18878) - you deserved it (2256)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML

#19611512
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13843) - you deserved it (1151)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14697) - you deserved it (3283)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28157) - you deserved it (2450)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9986) - you deserved it (152273)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

#4384243
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41560) - you deserved it (4154)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzle-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

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136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36800) - you deserved it (6876)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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