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daydreamer244

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 April 1998 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 848
  • Number of comments : 546
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About daydreamer244 : Hey there. I guess you've decided to look at my profile. Message me and you can find me @KCTworld on tumblr and @daydreamer244 on instagram ^_^ I'd love to meet any new people who are interested in chatting!

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daydreamer244's favorite FMLs

Today, my crazy neighbor came up to me in the street and slapped me across the face, accusing me of leering through her restroom window while she showered. I'm gay. FML

#20636451
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44948) - you deserved it (6207)

On 05/02/2013 at 4:27am - misc - by inyobeddd (man) - United States (California)

Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML

#20636386
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34774) - you deserved it (16131)

On 05/02/2013 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a lecture about being lazy and not being active enough for my age, which ended with, "When I was your age, I was out every night having sex with anything that breathed." Thanks Gran. FML

#19745357
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25862) - you deserved it (3222)

On 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm - intimacy - by BrianTheLion89 - United States

Today, a pigeon got into my apartment. After knocking over a very expensive vase, it panicked, rammed itself against a window, and shat all over the floor as it tried to get out. FML

#19611512
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19500) - you deserved it (1782)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:01pm - animals - by Eric Ngan - Singapore

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

#19602885
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19880) - you deserved it (4575)

On 05/10/2012 at 3:14pm - misc - by Amy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34751) - you deserved it (3373)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
493 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15040) - you deserved it (214230)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

#4384243
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47918) - you deserved it (5297)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to put a pretzel on my forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of my head. FML

#3816010
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43090) - you deserved it (8869)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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