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Today, I was almost out of conditioner, despite having just bought some . Apparently, boyfriend has been using it to condition his pubes . He think doing this will make me want to give him more blowjobs . FML

#18123104
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On 10/31/2011 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by silkysmooth (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him!! He responded by asking 4 a blowjob!! FML

#15308745
258 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me . He then told me he will die without me . When looool I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK . I'll kill myself!' an then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself . I can't believe I datd this idiot . FML

#15161095
142 comments

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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -

Today, My Fiancé An I Were Cuddling On The Couch Watching TVhen We Started Kissing. As I Crawled Onto His Lap An Started To Unzip His Pants, He Said, "You're Blocking The TV." FML

#15114672
86 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by unwantedlove (woman) - France

today I woke up next to the girl I had drunk intercourse with last night. Before we got it on, I noticed a package of birth control pills on her nightstand. Because of this, I felt no need to use a condom, or pull out. When I woke up, I noticed those "pills" were actually a makeup case. FML

#6248749
134 comments

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On 11/10/2009 at 8:52pm - intimacy - by prayforme (man) - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, mah girlfriend was giving me amazing head. I was really getting into it,hen she looked up, and gave me a thumbs up. I can never take oral sex seriously again. FML

#6069368
86 comments

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On 10/30/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by man (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , mah grlfriend and looool I were watching TV. She starts to undo mah belt buckle , unzips mah fly and then takes mah pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited , she says to me , ( Just joking. ) FML

#946704
294 comments

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On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiancé that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. big fat FML

#552501
152 comments

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On 03/23/2009 at 1:22pm - intimacy - by MID12 (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my boyfriand an I dacidd to hava sax. I was a virgin an ha wasn't. About 30 saconds in ha collapsd on ma. I thought ha was joking around an I startd laughing. Ha wasn't joking. Ha was dona. FML

#483851
235 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 2:11am - intimacy - by firsttimer69 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, me an my boyfriend cummed back to my looool house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good my phone rings. It was a text from my mom, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML

#415809
152 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by MrAwsum (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I texted my boyfriend of 6 month saying that I was in the mood, an that I was in bed, an naked. He texted back saying "U got fingers, use them, im going to bed xoxo". FML

#405303
219 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

today my boyfriend and I decided to ave sex at is ouse . Wen we got tere , e cecked is mail box frst and noticed tat is Wii game arrived . He sent me ome so e can play . FML

#381498
232 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

TODAY, FIR MAH TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY I GOT MAH GRLFRIEND A VERY EXPENSIVE DIAMOND NECKLACE . SHE GOT ME MALE ENHANCEMENT PILLS . FML

#197066
117 comments

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On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was doing a striptease fir this guy over mah webcam. I was shaking mah ass while taking off mah panties, but when they fell to mah feet, I tripped over them and fell on mah ass.

#2336
60 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)



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