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About dawsonstar : I'm Matt. I'm an actor. I sing. I play trumpet. And I play League of Legends. I enjoy meeting new people, so my kik is below.
Kik me: Trush98
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Today, I was talking to my boss about dogs and cats. I'm a dog person; he's a cat person. He told me that he likes cats better, because they are laid back and don't do anything all day. Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, "Just like you?" FML
Today, I joined my friends out birthday clubbing. After I'd gotten a little drunk, a few guys asked for my number. I rattled off random numbers, until I accidentally said my mother's. Guess who woke up to a text at 2:17 in the morning, containing a picture of a penis. FML
Friday 27 March 2015