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  • Number of visits : 149
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dawood_k's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

#21263093
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37533) - you deserved it (4603)

On 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by mislead - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39887) - you deserved it (7250)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40099) - you deserved it (7982)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:47am - health - by Jasmine_smilee - United States (Oregon)



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