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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 861
  • Number of comments : 280
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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dawood_k's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were roleplaying therapist and patient in bed. When I playfully asked him what bothered him, he told me his mother hates him and burst into tears. FML

#21269125
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45445) - you deserved it (6065)

On 10/01/2014 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by notatherapist - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, I found out that the neighborhood call-girl my husband and I secretly joke about is the same woman who secretly pleasures my husband for money. FML

#21263093
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46661) - you deserved it (5928)

On 09/22/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by mislead - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

#21244565
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43469) - you deserved it (8181)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML

#20864106
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43496) - you deserved it (8589)

On 09/02/2013 at 2:47am - health - by Jasmine_smilee - United States (Oregon)



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