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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 65
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26578) - you deserved it (2985)

On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was walking home alone, a homeless man approached me and took me by the hand. Apparently, he's been watching me for weeks and has fallen madly in love with me. He told me not to worry, though; he's not a rapist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32424) - you deserved it (2019)

On 07/10/2012 at 12:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML

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