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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 5200
  • Number of comments : 613
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About davincidasecond : Weeeeell, I'm a:
Senior in college.
Rugby player/fan.
Comic book geek.
Guy who comes on FML to laugh.

Just a few things (out of thousands) to know about me. Feel free to shoot a message. But please, no creepers.

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davincidasecond's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided to be the "cool aunt" and take my nephew to a horror movie. I ended up being so scared, I burst into tears. Nothing says "cool" like having an 11-year-old walk a sobbing, grown woman from a theatre. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (11208)

On 06/11/2015 at 6:29pm - misc - by Bigbaby - United States (California)

Today, my long-distance boyfriend arrived, took off my bra and told my boobs, "I missed you guys", then took off my panties and said, "Hey buddy" to my vagina before saying he missed me to my face. FML

Today, my sister told me that the only reason I like one guy is because he looks exactly like the guy that dumped me. I showed her two pictures to argue against it, and ended up proving her right. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21689) - you deserved it (5289)

On 06/10/2015 at 7:14pm - love - by didn't notice for 2 years - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found my boyfriend and his friends laughing hysterically and practically choking on popcorn. They were watching a video of me in a school play, trying to sing while sobbing because I'd just pissed my pants in front of 200 people. Thanks for giving him the video, mom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31182) - you deserved it (2538)

On 06/07/2015 at 5:46am - misc - by .......... (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I tried talking to my wife about our sexless marriage. Her only response was to toss me a sock and say "Knock yourself out, fuckstick." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30773) - you deserved it (3910)

On 06/07/2015 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I'm getting over a nasty breakup, and decided to treat myself and order a pizza online. After waiting 45 minutes, I checked the site. Turns out, I'd forgotten to change the address on the site. I sent my ex a free pizza. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32082) - you deserved it (6041)

On 06/06/2015 at 10:37am - love - by sad and hungry (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I took my girlfriend home to introduce her to my parents. As we arrived, my grandpa was leaving the bathroom. He looked over at my girlfriend with a worried expression and said "Never take a shit in this place! Feels like I wiped my arsehole with sandpaper." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27017) - you deserved it (2596)

On 06/06/2015 at 3:32am - work - by justin bieber's nutsack (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my 14 year old brother and 9 year old sister were fighting. My brother said "You suck!" to my sister, and she replied with "You swallow!" FML

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27174) - you deserved it (11262)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24804) - you deserved it (6439)

On 05/24/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by kalvin (man) - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today, my cat has decided she can't eat unless I'm right there with her, so when she gets hungry she finds me and howls until I follow her to her food dish. She likes to eat pretty frequently, and I'm already getting a headache. FML

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28867) - you deserved it (2953)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:51am - kids - by DaoOfPow (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37632) - you deserved it (3296)

On 05/20/2015 at 4:45am - intimacy - by wtf bro (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33743) - you deserved it (5380)

On 05/16/2015 at 7:47am - animals - by yif2 (woman) - United States

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