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About davincidasecond : Weeeeell, I'm a:
Senior in college.
Comic book geek.
Guy who comes on FML to laugh.
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Today, we spent the day with mah grandmother . During a family conversation,, mah sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, ( I remember u being so beautiful, ) before looking at mah mother, mouthing, ( What happened? ) and laughing . She's 87 . big fat FML
Today , I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter an my very pregnant cat !! I left the room briefly , only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave brth in front of her !! FML
Yesterday, my boss said he's worried about our network, cuz "Wifi's all in the air !! People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, your right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping !! He told me to do it ASAP !! This moron makes five times my salary !! FML
Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML
Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't u ask me to get these during class?" FML
Today... I got in trouble fir sooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood... so my dad told me to go was it. Wile I was wasing it... e sot me several times in te back... yelling... "Tat's payback fir bieng born."
Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML
Today, mah anxiaty got so bad that whan I stola a sword in Skyrim and rasistd arrast, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I andd up curling up on tha sofa as mah charactar got hackd to daath on tha TV. FML
Taday I tried to blackmail mah dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong an weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it an neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML
TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML
Friday 27 March 2015