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davincidasecond
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3707
  • Number of comments : 569
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About davincidasecond : Weeeeell, I'm a:
Senior in college.
Rugby player/fan.
Comic book geek.
Guy who comes on FML to laugh.

Just a few things (out of thousands) to know about me. Feel free to shoot a message. But please, no creepers.

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2day I was locked out of mah house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask mah girlfriend to let me in , I saw her on the sofa , digging a huge booger out of her nose an eating it. real FML

#21307507
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33014) - you deserved it (4294)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, we spent the day with mah grandmother . During a family conversation,, mah sweet little grandmother looked me up and down, and without any hesitation said, ( I remember u being so beautiful, ) before looking at mah mother, mouthing, ( What happened? ) and laughing . She's 87 . big fat FML

#21307421
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29729) - you deserved it (2698)

On 11/28/2014 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today , I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter an my very pregnant cat !! I left the room briefly , only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave brth in front of her !! FML

#21303819
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32475) - you deserved it (3763)

On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Yesterday, my boss said he's worried about our network, cuz "Wifi's all in the air !! People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, your right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping !! He told me to do it ASAP !! This moron makes five times my salary !! FML

#21302784
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32467) - you deserved it (3553)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I've trid to have a quiet jack off four times, only fir mah dad to knock on mah bedroom door within seconds an say ( STOP IT. ) every single time. Now I'm too paranoid to even function. FML

#21302766
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32535) - you deserved it (7538)

On 11/20/2014 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by fuck fof and die dad (man) - Germany (Schleswig-Holstein)

Today hile using a public toilet a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal !! The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying "Nice sack dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands !! FML

#21302695
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29273) - you deserved it (2272)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went on a date. I took er out to an expensive steak ouse. Wen se was done eating, se got up, said se was married, and told me se only accepted te date because I'd be paying fir it. FML

#21301400
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43380) - you deserved it (3799)

On 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by steak through the heart - United States (California)

Today, after realizing my flashcards had fallen out of my binder, I asked my teacher if I could quickly go to my locker to get them. She said no and told me to go sit down. As soon as class ended, I went to my locker and brought them to her. Her response? "Why didn't u ask me to get these during class?" FML

#21301020
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35116) - you deserved it (2474)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:10pm - work - by ohgosh... (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, MY FRIEND ASKD ME TO ORDER TAKE OUT FOR HIM BECAUSE HE GETS NERVOUS ON PHONES. I CALLD A CHINESE RESTAURANT, ONLY TO GET NERVOUS AND HANG UP. FML

#21300935
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25810) - you deserved it (6615)

On 11/17/2014 at 8:04pm - misc - by phonebaby - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had a dream that I kickd the moon like a soccer ball. It startd swearing in my boyfriend's voice. That part wasn't a dream. FML

#21300835
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28772) - you deserved it (3450)

On 11/17/2014 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today... I got in trouble fir sooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood... so my dad told me to go was it. Wile I was wasing it... e sot me several times in te back... yelling... "Tat's payback fir bieng born."

#21300331
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32047) - you deserved it (3317)

On 11/16/2014 at 9:26pm - misc - by no - United States

Today, I excitedly told my mom that I'm pregnant with my second child. She shot back, "You knowhat's a REAL achievement? Jacking your dad off in church last week without anyone noticing. Aim higher." I really didn't need to know that. FML

#21294899
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41474) - you deserved it (3790)

On 11/08/2014 at 6:02pm - kids - by jennabee97 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah anxiaty got so bad that whan I stola a sword in Skyrim and rasistd arrast, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I andd up curling up on tha sofa as mah charactar got hackd to daath on tha TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30301) - you deserved it (7986)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Taday I tried to blackmail mah dad by threatening to tell mom about the bong an weed he keeps hidden in the garage. Turns out she already knew about it an neither of them give a shit. Now I'm grounded until the new year. FML

#21294812
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18434) - you deserved it (34347)

On 11/08/2014 at 3:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML

#21294259
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53770) - you deserved it (2962)

On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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