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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 160
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About davidislost : Pretty chilled, I always look for the best in people.


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Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

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Thursday 22 January 2015

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